Shopping. The term is detested by many men. Men who have been tortured and looted by their significant others at different points in time.Whereas women love shopping. The reasons to shop are plenty, from weddings to parties to fixing mood swings.Well, which woman needs a reason to shop anyway? But this habit or hobby, as they call it, has taken the lives of many.
Here’s how men feel during the process of shopping. It’s all about the weight. We meant, wait.
The first wait, while bae is getting ready to go shopping.Not knowing what to wear, here’s when the aggressive shopping plan is made. All you can do is hear it out.
Waiting to find parking. But when that one spot is empty, there’s no stopping.
Waiting while shopping.Waiting for the right dress to pop up.
*Dear God, where is that damn piece of clothing??*
Some more shopping and waiting as the bags get heavier.
From one window to another.One store to another.
Oh the trials!
The toughest part – answering the trick question, “How do I look?” “Do I look fat?”
Sorry boys, there is no right answer to this.
Aaaand again. “How’s this?”
*Exactly like the previous one. Now can we get the hell out of here*
Finally, at the billing counter, when the cashier tells you the total amount.
Actually, you are so tired and embarrassed that you don’t mind paying now. All you want is a cheap and chilled beer!
But then, she says, “let’s have ice-cream?”
And you’re like “Sure!!…(sigh)”
At night, over the phone call:
Bae: What do I wear for Preeti’s birthday party? God! I have nothing to wear.
You: Kill me!
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